lacey-not-lace:

Makes total sense actually.

well….fire is pretty. 

:3 

silvacathartidae:

facefullofcumblr:

on your face, cum I will.

I never post shit like this but oh my god I am laughing so hard. 

pleatedjeans:

via

I have a secret for you guys. 

i’m  hetero-phobic,because a guy and a girl kissing makes have a  panic  attack and I stop  breathing, then I die. I do this multiple times A weak.  do you know how we can stop this  crime against  Cthulhu?  we need to round up and kill all of the heathen,god-fearing, straight people.    because they are  breaking the  200th rule of Cthulhu-ism,they have no rights, so we need to kill them in the proper, holy way. which is  to  stab them in the anus with  ten foot long spears,  and then let their bodies dry in the  salty air. 

please all holy people. save the say, and  tell the cult (which over rules the government in  all issues)   where  the  straight people are,so we the holy people can  take justice into our own hands.

-thisisbullshitbytheway- 

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A paradox. After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off.

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foundinamelody:

jaaawest:

t-h-a-t-c-h-i-c-k:

iruvricemorethanyou:

pilgrimkitty:

awesome.

I’m going to repeatedly reblog this.

So much hope.

This gave me chills.

This is amazing.

HA! video please. 

youknowyourebi:

motherjones:

More US states allow sex with animals than allow gay marriage.

AL, FL, KY, MA, NH, NJ, NM, NV, OH, TX, VT, WV, and WY have no direct prohibitions on the sexual assault of an animal.

CT, DC (not a state), IA, MA, NH, NY, and VT have legalized gay marriage.

Even after saying he personally supports gay marriage, President Obama still believes states should be allowed to vote to outlaw it.

fun fact: Necrophilia is only technically illegal in 17 states, so you can legally have sexual relations with a corpse in more states than you ca legally marry someone of the same gender. 

so, is it illegal to have sexual  relations  with a  dead  animal which is  of the same genitalia  as you. in let’s say  texas? if it isn’t,I would totally pay a hobo  do to it, and upload it on youtube. i’m joking,maybe. 

this picture needs more boobs,like a good  three dozen. 

mrunstoppableswonderemporium:

Meat Windmill

well.  bitipiller.   you need to learn how to do this. 

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